Joe Paterno: I will bury every last one of you worthless fuckers!

Posted on December 16, 2008 by | 2 Comments
Five days away from his 82nd birthday, Joe Paterno received a three-year contract extension Tuesday. Sources report he celebrated by drinking a fifth of Old Forester, eating a pound of raw meat and fucking university president Graham Spanier's wife.

Five days away from his 82nd birthday, Penn State legend Joe Paterno received a three-year contract extension Tuesday. Sources report he celebrated by drinking a fifth of Old Forester, eating a pound of raw meat and fucking the wife of university president Graham Spanier.

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2 responses to “Joe Paterno: I will bury every last one of you worthless fuckers!”

  1. bongo fury | December 27, 2008 at 6:05 am | Reply

    merry xmas mr waddell

  2. bongo fury | January 7, 2009 at 6:32 pm | Reply

    rube – ya got a pair of glasses I can borrow – just need the frames – prefer bronze

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