Or, to mutilate a famous Satchel Paige aphorism: Don’t look up, something might be falling on you.
Is this a still photograph, or a visual metaphor of what the summer has in store for the Team of 10,000 losses?
Ah, the tools of ignorance.
What’s up, Carlos?
Hint: It’s not your batting average!
Is it a battery? A beer bottle? A bowling ball?
No! It’s a – gasp – baseball! Falling from above!
Somewhere, Gabby Street is ducking is head in shame.
Carlos Ruiz is here on earth, going 1-for-4 on a Sunday afternoon in July and hiking his average to .204.
And fearing, justly, the indifferent cruelty of the heavens.