What were they thinking?

11:37 EST, 8:37 PST, 4:37 GMT

Damn it to hell, Rookie, I can’t believe my beloved Grand Prairie Airhogs have gone and signed Kieran Mattison.

Sure, the big right-hander struck out 55 in 35 innings last year for the Lewisville Lizards. But if he was so fucking great, how come that team folded?

Shit. I thought everyone understood that this guy’s a one-pitch pitcher.

Pity poor Pete Incaviglia. At least he’ll have a convenient scapegoat when the whole shithouse goes up in flames in the blazing August heat in the Metroplex of Hell.

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