Homer Simpson once said, “It takes two to lie: One to lie, and one to listen.” On the flip side, if one person lies twice, it’s no longer a lie.
While that might come as a surprise to the Supreme Court, my buds at espn.com were in the know all along. This from their main page today, teasing to the story on Bonds pleading not guilty to perjury:
At least now we know this much: Barry Bonds is a man of his word. He’s maintained his innocence all along, and on Friday he pleaded not guilty to perjury and obstruction of justice charges.
Beautiful. By the way, doctor says I can’t make it in to work today cause I’m having some foot fungus issue, boss. By the way, doctor says I can’t make it in to work today cause I’m having some foot fungus issues, boss.
See how easy that is? Sweet!