Five days away from his 82nd birthday, Penn State legend Joe Paterno received a three-year contract extension Tuesday. Sources report he celebrated by drinking a fifth of Old Forester, eating a pound of raw meat and fucking the wife of university president Graham Spanier.
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bongo fury // December 27, 2008 at 6:05 am |
merry xmas mr waddell
bongo fury // January 7, 2009 at 6:32 pm |
rube – ya got a pair of glasses I can borrow – just need the frames – prefer bronze