Comments on: American Evolution? If we’re all apemen, Jefferson Pepper is King Kong

By: TUCK

TUCK — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:05:55 +0000

Well i happen to know said Mr. Pep…and have been to his hidden home in the deppest depths of Pennsytucky. I have also met his beautiful wife and the rummors are only partially true…Unfortunatly for our hero…about the same time he was going down the road of moral decay and liberal enlightenment with said wife, he just happen to run into a gang of local boheimian hobos who went by the name of CASE 150…well for poor Mr. Pep..he was exposed to all forms of back woods imorality…Those CASE fellows..exposed Our little Mr. pep to all the joys of their twisted lifestyle…Mr. pep felt as though he was the main charecter in Pigriams Progress…he saw those case boys endulge in activities that would make your father blush and your mother swoon…and the one who played the drums….well we can’t even begin to talk about that boys deranged soul…rummor has it he works only to suport all his ex-wifes and bartenders…anyhow after a year spent exploring the depths of hell on earth with the case folk…Mr. pep…hid himself away with a few books…lots of instruments, and a case of Jim Bean…the results of which is the master peiece known as American Eveloution. So please for “God’s” sake leave poor Mr. Pep at peace. He has witnessed unthinkable horrors…and has suffered greatly for his art…Buy his Cd…so he can seek the theropy he now needs…and if you too find yourself in the woods of pennsytucky beware of drummers in funny hats…

By: Seven

Seven — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:19:35 +0000

My God, I may have not written for the site out of sheer and utter laziness, but this post was War and Peace length. Hey Herman Wouk, before you write another “Winds of War” saga, could we at least get some capitalization at some point.

And Rube, we all know that you have a Carrie Underwood CD right next to your collection of Pepper CDs on your mantle.

By: Ruth Etters

Ruth Etters — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:24:04 +0000

I’ve heard his mother say Mr. Pepp used to be a happy-go-lucky values-voting Republican who was once actually proud of his country and its Christian heritage, who smiled all the time and looked forward all week to Sunday when he could sit in the church pew with his dear, dear mother holding her hand and lifting his voice in worship to the Lord. As his dear mother says, that was all until he met his bitch wife who lured Mr. Pepp to the dark side with the allure of most unnatural and depraved acts and tales of monkey-to-man evolution. After that, it was just a slippery slope and Mr. Pepp is now just another lost soul unable to resist the temptation of a whorish woman bearing the fruit of knowledge.

Blessed Day!
Ruth Etters

By: Bongo Fury

Bongo Fury — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:55:58 +0000

Rube, I thought that we were going to keep this Jeff Pepp guy a secret so we did have to stand in line to see stadium rock. Now Ruth Etters is going to start howling praise across the internet. I like the album so much I turn down the sound at toll booths on the turnpike so the guys and gals who are taking my money don’t run out and buy a copy.